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Rebel Rules

  1. Scoring is 1 point for each game won and 1 point for winning the match.
    Examples:
    Colin and Jock beat Tony and Brent 3 to 0; Colin and Jock receive 4 pts. Tony and Brent receive 0 pts.

    Colin and Jock beat Tony and Brent 3 to 1; Colin and Jock receive 4 pts. Tony and Brent receive 1 pt.

    Colin and Jock beat Tony and Brent 3 to 2; Colin and Jock receive 4 pts. Tony and Brent receive 2 pts.
    Although this may be a bad example as there is no chance in hell that Tony and Brent could win two games.

  2. This is a fun league and it is expected that you go to the bar with your opponents after your game. If you fail to do this on a regular basis then you may be subjected to disciplinary action up to and including expulsion from the league.

  3. The schedule shows three times and four courts:
    7:00 pm - Court 1
    7:30 pm - Court 3
    8:00 pm - Court 1
    8:00 pm - Court 2

  4. For now Tony is going to continue to book the courts  Book your own courts

  5. If you cannot make your game it is up to you to find a replacement. Your replacement must be on the call up list on the contact page, be a member from one of the other Rebel double teams or have the same last name as one of the players on your team. In the interest of fairness, if this is being abused we will have to put other rules in place(see rule 11).

  6. There are 2 divisions, one team will move up from B to A and one team will move down. The added twist here is we are going to have a playoff. The 2 top teams in B will play a match to see which team moves up and the 2 bottom teams from A will play a match to see which one will move down.
    EXCEPTION - if a team has not won any matches in a season (e.g. Dave and Brent 2015 Fall Season) there will be no playoff game they will automatically go down to the next division.[Forever known as the Brent rule]

  7. If there is a tie at the end of the season then the tie breaking procedure goes like this:

    • Dave automatically loses all tie breakers

    • Whoever has bought me more beers over the course of the season will win the tie breaker.

    • Whoever has the best Head-to-Head record will win the tie breaker.

    • If the Head-to-Head record is identical then the team with the best Winning % will win the tie breaker.

  8. If you double fault your serve you need to buy a pitcher

  9. If a team scores 4 points or less in a game both members from the losing team must buy a pitcher

  10. If anyone calls a stroke when the score is 14-14 they are banned from the league indefinitely - [Boag 1]

  11. If you were voted as a top 5 player on either wall and you need a substitute, you must get a sub from one of those voted as a bottom 5 player. If you were voted as a bottom 5 player and you need a substitute you can pick any player on the current roster or on the call up list - [Boag 2]

  12. If you are having a problem with another player do not send them to talk with me. Solve it yourselves. It really can't be that hard - [Smith]. This infraction was only committed by one Smith but since I have moved to last names only all Smiths are penalized.

  13. DO NOT phone me during working hours to complain about another player. If you want to complain about someone buy me a beer. At least then I will pretend to listen. By the way, I work a lot (late nights, weekends, etc.) so keep this in mind. This rule is, as far as i am concerned, the worst infraction to date. Any violation of this rule will result in immediate removal from the league without any chance of reisntatement

  14. Just in case rule 13 wasn't clear enough - DO NOT CALL MY OFFICE 3 TIMES IN 1 HOUR TO BITCH AND/OR COMPLAIN. I call this the f@cking idiot rule. Also, do not send me emails telling me what I must do and then follow up telling me that I better do something. If this rule gets violated then I will just shut down the leagues

  15. Do not say it is a real game and then when you lose become a complete f@&king douche bag and try to change it to be a friendly game.[Fairbairn 1]

  16. If you fall down when you serve you need to buy a pitcher for your opponents and they are aloud to call you a complete f@&king idiot.[Bealieu 1]

  17. If you wrongly quote the rules to me and are sure you are right because 'TONY SAID' - you need to buy 3 pitchers of beer.[Bealieu 2]

  18. If you play a beer game and lose you need to buy beers or have an arrangement suitable to the winning team.[XXXXXXXX]No one wants their name on this one!!

  19. After you have 3 rules named after you you must by 2 pitchers in the presence of Colin in order to stay in the league.
    And remember PAY YOUR BEER DEBTS

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